Our Nativity Scene.
Our Christmas Log
Però, segur que
aquest any ho passarem de meravella –ja tenim l’agenda plena d’activitats i
moments socials, a més a més de les ganes de celebrar TOT.
Bé, m’han demanat
que expliques una mica les diferencies entre un nadal català i un d’anglès.
Recomano llegir el post tan en català com en anglès, perquè potser diré coses
diferents.
En la meva
experiència, el nadal comença molt més aviat a Anglaterra. Des d’octubre, la
gent ja pensa en regals i les botigues en van plenes.
El temps. Allà
sempre fa fred i el cel és gris. No neva gaira a la meva zona – Yorkshire –
però algun any si, i els dies són molt curts. Si vols veure una mica de llum de
dia, t’has de espavilar a matinar, i pensa que a partir de les 12 el sol ja va
de baixa. Són dies per estar dins de casa, mirant un sense-fí de pel·lícules de
nadal o estrenos de novetats de Disney etc.
A Anglaterra es
menja molt, però aquí també. Potser fins i tot aquí es posa més emfasi en el menjar
– al UK el dia de nadal, fem com un gran dinar de diumenge però amb quantitats
doblats. El típic són el gall d’indi, “stuffing”, i moltes verdures fetes de
diferents maneres. De primer, una sopa o un cocktail de gambes. I molts de
postres, sobretot Christmas Pudding, que pot sortir cremant si ho fem bé
(inundat amb cognac). Però, sigui com sigui, en una hora hem acabat i estem al
sofa dormint.
A casa meva, la
nit del 24 no fem res d’especial, com a molt bevem un licor més original i anem
a dormir aviats. El 25 ens llevem aviat i trobem tots els regals baix l’arbre.
Quan ja els hagim obert i muntat, i hem esmorzat, potser sortirem tots (menys
la mare – ja se sap que li toca ...) a passejar, a escoltar musica pel carrer
i/o a visitar algun tiet. Natros dinem entre l’una i les dos, només la família
directa, i passem la tarde a casa jugant, mirant la tele, i dormint. De vegades
venen tiets, iaios, o amics a l’hora de sopar (5 o 6) i fem entrepans del gall
d’indi que ha sobrat i continuem jugant.
És bastant típic
el dia 26 anar també a visitar els tiets i iaios que queden per a veure. De
casa en casa, i a cada casa un got de jerez o una cervesa, o una tassa de te. A
les cases que arribàvem a l’hora de dinar o sopar, pos, entrepans i snacks.
Que més? Si, el
nadal potser una bona època per gastar diners. Però (a) no passa res per gastar
si en tens (tampoc és que t’ho emportaràs a l’ataud), i (b) cada u és lliure de
consumir tant o tant poc com vol – segur que hi ha famílies que no gasten tant
en regals, i/o que pensen en altres aspectes del nadal.
Evidentment, sent
anglesos, també es beu molt – però cada cop menys diria jo, degut als preus i
una mica de sensibilització! Quan jo era un nen, recordo que mon pare en plegar
de treballar el dia 24, ell i els amics anaven sempre directes al pub i no teníem
mai ni idea de l’hora que arribaria a casa ni en quin estat. Quan li despertàvem
el dia 25 a les 6 del matí, normalment es podia calcular com li havia anat ...
Lo que jo
enyoraré aquest any, a banda de tot això – pos, lo dormir! Dormim molt més a
Anglaterra! A casa nostra estrany és la
nit que anem a dormir més tard de les 10.30 :)
Per cert, jo he explico com un anglès que viu a Catalunya, però per a saber lo que diu una catalana que viu a Anglaterra, recomano visitar aquest blog!
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So, only
the third Christmas we’ve spent in Catalonia in the last 25 years. Normally we
go “back” to Yorkshire to see family and friends – and also because, let’s face
it, you only really rest when you get away from it all. So, what’s a Catalan
Christmas? Well, here’s my personal highly subjective view on a small town
(Tortosa has a population of 35,000) Catalan festive season. I suppose life in
the big city of Barcelona is more cosmopolitan and a mixed bag of Christmas
festivities, but here in Tortosa it’s still relatively traditional.
Firstly,
Christmas shopping and spending money is obviously common here but not to the
extent that it is in England. The whole thing doesn’t really kick into action
until December, whereas in England the shops are full of Christmas stuff from
September onwards! Another example, today, the 23rd, the
supermarkets opened at 9.15 as usual and the shops I wanted to go to didn’t
open until 10 am, as usual!
The weather
– contrary to popular belief it does get cold in Catalonia. All those British
ex-pats emigrating here as you don’t need to spend money on central heating –
well, you do! But, obviously it never gets as cold as England, and 90% of the
time we get blue skies which is great (but not very Christmassy). Yesterday we
were around 12º in the daytime, maybe 5º at night. I remember, though, having
Christmas dinner outside on the verandah in 2003, at about 20º!
Catalans
are not big on Father Christmas, although he has joined the party recently. A
more traditional and common activity is the “Christmas log”. Families search
for these logs in the forest (or in a supermarket if you live in a city). They
then cover them with blankets to keep them warm and spend the days before
Christmas feeding the log mandarin peel or carob beans. Kids leave the food at
night, and while they sleep, the log eats! Then, on Christmas Eve, the family
gather around and take it in turns to hit the log with a stick while singing a
song. One of the songs talks about hitting the log until it (literally) pisses
white wine and shits sweets and treats. And yes, the log does sh*t little
presents for all the family. You continue beating it and looking under the
blanket until the poor log has nothing more to give up and merely excretes a
toilet roll (or an onion).
Which
brings us on to the typical tradition of setting up a nativity scene at home.
You can buy or make all the necessary elements – the barn, animals, chief
characters, flora and fauna etc. Even atheists like ourselves do it! However,
the most surprising element for a non-Catalan is to see one of the ever-present
characters, the “crapper” – el caganer. A guy who has been taken short at just
the wrong moment, and while Baby Jesus is being born, he’s hiding behind the
bushes having a cr*p!
As you’re
beginning to see, the Catalans are a very scatological people with what I’d call a toilet sense of
humour – in fact I only discovered the word “scatological” when I first came to
Catalonia and read am English book explaining Catalan customs and character.
Here’s
Stephen Fry on the subject, and the following song is a Christmassy song
devoted to the “caganer”.
Which neatly links to another aspect; for me,
Christmas in England is music – Christmas songs, modern and traditional,
everywhere you go, radio, TV, shops, people’s houses. It’s a significantly less
present aspect of the Catalan Christmas, although some shops seem to have
cottoned on to the idea that if you pipe festive tunes in to the customers,
they may spend more!
Christmas
Day and Boxing Day are usually taken up with big family meals – with all the
family, and go on for hours. Food can be a sort of pasta shape soup, canalones,
sea food, and so on. I’ll let you know more in a couple of days!
New Years’
Eve and the “Arrival of the Three Wise Men” are big events, also to be blogged
about soon.
Having said
all that, by coincidence today I’ve found an excellent blogpost by an “internet
friend”, a Catalan who lives in England, who can explain Catalan customs much
better than me – please visit her here :)
Bon nadal!
The thing I love about blogging is that I learn something new every time I read a blog post ~but Brian, I think yours today gets the award!
ResponEliminaToilet rolls and crappers ~ how will I ever think of Christmas now without this knowledge. Happy Catalonian Christmas to you.
Thanks! I hope you could follow the post, it was written in a bit of a rush between all the other Christmas Eve hectic activities - plus I've gotten into the bad habit of not re-reading before I press "post". I can already think of things I should have mentioned - for example, the meaning of the "crapper", apparently it shows the humanity of this most magical moment in our history; the fact that God may be being born, but we are still human!
ResponEliminaAnyway, kids in bed now, and we're just waiting for Father Christmas to turn up :)
Happy Christmas!!
Very interesting Brian. Maybe next year I will find a log and bring it home to flagellate though I fear that as a result I might find myself sectioned under the Mental Health Act! I like the idea of "el caganer" - the crapper. Come to think of it "The Bible" never alludes to Jesus's lavatorial evacuations..."And lo, Jesus was much in need so he wenteth behind a thorn bush and there did mightily dumpeth and the glory of the Lord did shineth all around". And does anybody know what Jesus used in lieu of toilet paper? From one atheist to another, I hope you enjoy the rest of your Xmas hols. Must be nice not having to rush around and get back to Barnsley.
ResponEliminaThanks. Yes, it' s been quite different this year - we're usually flying home in the 23rd or 24th and then rushing like madmen, helping Santa and Mr Amazon.com to get all the pressies ready. This year we've had time to get out and soak up the Christmas vibes and see people etc, as well as eating - a lot. When I've finished digesting, (and gone behind the manger ...), I'll get on with more Christmas posts.
EliminaThis was weirdly wonderful to read! Our whole family has now read it and watched Mr Fry elaborate. Just what we need at Christmas - some laughter and some humanity.
ResponEliminaI know, it always amazes my non-Catalan friends and family, the log and "crapper" figure! You know how I feel about 4-letter words, but it's difficult to explain the Catalan character without delving into the deep dark side .... (apart from the Christmas traditions, their are loads of other expressions and jokes etc relating to bodily functions!).
EliminaHope your Christmas is going well!!