dijous, 28 d’abril de 2011

Why?



Why? O, com pregunten alguns, Por que??????? La resposta, és més que evident. Si et dediques a repartir llenya durant 90 minuts, el normal és que toca alguna tarjeta vermella, i si a més davant tens el millor jugador i, sobretot, el millor entrenador del món, pos, ja pots plorar ... Por que????


So, after Barça have beaten arch-rivals Real Madrid, the pleasant and polite Madrid manager, Jose Mourinho, asks WHY? Is he asking why Barça had the ball 75% of the time, why Madrid play with 11 defenders with the sole tactic of kicking the opposition while they wait for the referee to count down the 90 minutes,all this in their own stadium! Why does he have his own marvellous attackers back in his own half playing dirty defensive football? Does he ask why Barça are 8 points ahead in the league, scoring hat-fulls of goals and playing glorious footie week in week out, or why Barça have one foot in the Champions League Final?
No, it turns out he's asking why the "system" has it in for him, why his teams always lose for dodgy (in his opinion) refereeing decisions (never for his own tactical decisions), why Barça are in control of a conspiracy which makes sure Mourinho can never win anything ? Sob, sob.

2 comentaris:

  1. Que t'acaroni una veu com la d'Annie, ve a ser com quan a la pilota l'acarona el Barça.
    Encara que prefereixo per orella, u oïda, que pilota. Te totes maneres, en aquest cas, ambdues son rodones, la veu i la pilota.
    Un "piropo" de l'entranyable Joan Capri, pare de l'escola de còmics monologuistes catalans:
    "Quisiera ser pendiente, para ir colgado siempre de su oreja".
    Al que respon la noia: "No, si ja es nota que està fet vostè una bona arracada!"
    Anys 60.

    ResponElimina
  2. I si al partit de tornada, l'àrbitre es "menja" un golet del Madrid, pos encara millor, no?
    A veure si els anglesos els fan baixar del núvol...

    ResponElimina